Bar Jokes for Grammar Geeks

·         A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

·         A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.

·         A question mark walks into a bar?

·         Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar.

·         The bar was walked into by the passive voice.

·         Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

·         What would have happened had a subjunctive walked into a bar?

·         An antecedent walked into a bar, and they ordered a drink.

·         An ellipsis walked into a bar…

·         Bartender asks a woman what she wants. “An entendre,” she says. “Make it a double.” So he gives it to her.

·         An alliteration traipsed into a tavern, where it tangled tempestuously with an insistent, illiterate intern.

·         A typo wakled into a bar.

·         A rabbi, a priest, and a cliché walk into a bar.

·         Two possessive apostrophe's walk into the bar as if they owned the place.

·         A subject and a verb have a disagreement in a bar, and one of them pull out a pistol.

·         A heedless homonym walks into a bar. You think he wood of scene it write in front of him.

·         The Oxford Comma joined in a high-spirited debate at the bar that included his parents, Ayn Rand and the Bishop of Canterbury.

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Helen Woodall

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