· A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
· A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
· A question mark walks into a bar?
· Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar.
· The bar was walked into by the passive voice.
· Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
· What would have happened had a subjunctive walked into a bar?
· An antecedent walked into a bar, and they ordered a drink.
· An ellipsis walked into a bar…
· Bartender asks a woman what she wants. “An entendre,” she says. “Make it a double.” So he gives it to her.
· An alliteration traipsed into a tavern, where it tangled tempestuously with an insistent, illiterate intern.
· A typo wakled into a bar.
· A rabbi, a priest, and a cliché walk into a bar.
· Two possessive apostrophe's walk into the bar as if they owned the place.
· A subject and a verb have a disagreement in a bar, and one of them pull out a pistol.
· A heedless homonym walks into a bar. You think he wood of scene it write in front of him.
· The Oxford Comma joined in a high-spirited debate at the bar that included his parents, Ayn Rand and the Bishop of Canterbury.
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